Your Copy Sucks. We Prove It.
Then We Fix It.

You might be brilliant. But your copy? Probably killing deals. We roast it, line by line. With zingers. With strategy. Because bland words bleed money.

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Here’s How It Goes Down

Short form. Brutal roast. Massive clarity.

What You Get

✨ Roast Scorecard

Relevance. Originality. Authenticity. Signal. Trigger.
Each scored out of 20. No fluff. No curve. Just truth.

Sample Roast Scorecard

🔥 Zingers That Hurt So Good

We don’t just critique—we slap. With one-liners that land like uppercuts.

  • “Reads like ChatGPT on Nyquil.”
  • “You built a $15B vibe palace and forgot the front door.”
  • “Sounds smart. Says nothing.”

Proof? Right Here.

Before:

We aim to deliver value through strategic messaging that resonates.

After (Tiny Approved):

Your message isn’t clear. Your customers aren’t buying. We fix that.

Your Copy Leaves a Legacy.

Every ad, page, and post is a moment in someone’s memory.
Do you want it to be "meh" or "damn, that hit"?

(True story: One roast fixed a headline that had cost $12k in ad spend. Legacy moments aren’t just emotional—they’re expensive.)

Still Guessing Why Your Copy's Not Converting?

Weak words cost you sales. And your brand. And your rep.
Get roasted, get clarity, get results.

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